Heretofore and unto now, this hosted weblog has relied on the blanket disclaimer provided by the corporate body of Wordpress. While this kind of disclaimer is usually sufficient to protect a blogger from liability, it falls short when dealing with inherently offensive content, commentors with a mind of their own and authors (like myself) who are excessively paranoid about being dragged into court. With the above firmly borne in mind, I have the following weblog disclaimer:
The views expressed by the commentors on this blog do not necessarily reflect the views of this website, those who link to this website, the authors' father, sisters, brothers, children, uncles, aunts, cousins, step relations, any other blood relative and the author themselves or this website’s web host…
Comments on this website are the sole responsibility of their writers and the writer will take full responsibility, liability, and blame for any libel or litigation that results from something written in or as a direct result of something written in a comment. The accuracy, completeness, veracity, honesty, exactitude, factuality and politeness of comments are not guaranteed.
Although I may have lapses in judgement (after all, I am a menopausal woman) and I may claim otherwise, this website does not offer legal, medical, psychiatric, veterinary, gynecological, archaeological, astronomical, astrological, ontological, paleontological, philosophical, axiological, audiological, bacteriological, mineralogical, criminological, terminological, dermatological, ecclesiastical, campanological, phrenological, phonological, technological, hematological, campanological…Even my cooking can be supspect sometimes...
…This website may inadvertently link to content that is obscene, prurient, useless, hate-filled, poisonous, pornographic, frivolous, empty, rotten, bad, disgusting, hostile, repulsive, virulent, infectious…This website in no way condones, endorses or takes responsibility for such content.
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In short, if you find anything offensive to you, leave. If a recipie does not work, look online, weather, air pressure and the brand of sugar or pectin will affect how your product turns out. Anything you try from our site, you try at your own risk.
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